APRIL FOOLS’ DAY GROANERS

Q: Wanna hear an April Fools’ Day joke about paper?
A: Never mind, it’s tearable.

Q: Did you hear the story about the guy who switched the labels on the pumps
at the gas station?
A: It was an April Fuels’ joke.

Q: What’s the difference between Christmas and April 1?
A: One’s all about yule and the other is all about fools.

Q: How do you start a tough conversation on April 1?
A: “If I may speak prankly.”

Q: What did Elvis say on April 1?
A: Prank you, prank you very much.

Q: Why don’t science teachers trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything.

Q: Why is everyone so tired on April 1?
A: Because they’ve just finished a 31-day March!

Q: What would you get if you crossed Halloween with April 1?
A: April Ghoul’s Day!

Q: What’s the best day for monkey business?
A: The first of Ape-ril!

Q: What’s the difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
A: On one you’re thankful and on the other you’re prankful!

Q: What monster plays the most April Fools’ Day jokes?
A: Prankenstein!

One Liner
Nothing is fool-proof because fools are so ingenious.