A Census taker came by and five year old Becky answered the door. “My daddy isn’t home, he is a doctor and is performing an appendectomy today!”
“Oh my! That’s a big word for such a little girl, do you know what it means?” said the Census Taker.
The little girl said “Sure! Fifteen hundred dollars, and that doesn’t even include the anesthesiologist!”
“The fact that we don’t use towels to dry towels makes me question the value of towels.”
Thought for the day
“In the same way that you gave me a mission in the world, I give them a mission in the world.” (John 17:18 MSG)
The mission God gave Jesus he now gives to the Body of Christ — the Church. He wants us to help get other people into his family.