A husband is advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself, “You don’t have to let your wife henpeck you. Go home and show her you are the boss.”
Of course, the husband takes the doctor’s advice. He rushes home, slams the door, shakes his fist in his wife’s face, and growls, “From now on, you’re taking orders from me. I want my supper right now, and when you get it on the table, go upstairs and lay out my best clothes. Tonight
I’m going out with the boys and you are going to stay at home where you belong.
And another thing … you know who’s going to comb my hair, adjust my pants, and then tie my bow tie?”
“I certainly do,” says his wife calmly …
In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
Thought for the day
Proverbs 4:23 says, “Be careful how you think; your life is shaped by your thoughts” (LB).
Your thoughts don’t have to be true to hurt you; you just have to believe them. If you tell yourself your marriage won’t last, then it won’t. If you’re afraid you can’t do something, then you won’t. Your thoughts run your life!