YOU’RE FROM A SMALL TOWN IF:
~ You can name everyone you graduated with.
~ You know what each H in 4-H stands for.
~ You give directions by references: “Turn by Nelson’s house, go two blocks past Anderson’s, and it’s four houses left of the track field.”
~ You can’t help but date a friend’s ex-girlfriend.
~ The town next to you is considered “trashy” or “snooty,” but is actually just like your town.
~ Anyone you want can be found at either the Dairy Queen or the feed store.
~ You see at least one friend a week driving a tractor through town.
~ The city council meets at the coffee shop.
~ You decide to walk somewhere for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask if you need a ride.
~ Your teacher calls you by your older sibling’s name.
~ Even the ugly people enter beauty pageants.
One Liner
I married Mr. Right. I just didn’t know his first name was “Always.”