Humor – January 27


~ You can name everyone you graduated with.

~ You know what each H in 4-H stands for.

~ You give directions by references: “Turn by Nelson’s house, go two blocks past Anderson’s,  and it’s four houses left of the track field.”

~ You can’t help but date a friend’s ex-girlfriend.

~ The town next to you is considered “trashy” or “snooty,” but is actually just like your town.

~ Anyone you want can be found at either the Dairy Queen or the feed store.

~ You see at least one friend a week driving a tractor through town.

~ The city council meets at the coffee shop.

~ You decide to walk somewhere for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask if you need a ride.

~ Your teacher calls you by your older sibling’s name.

~ Even the ugly people enter beauty pageants.

One Liner

I married Mr. Right. I just didn’t know his first name was “Always.”


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