A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient’s room. He found a patient sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. A second patient was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked the first patient what he was doing. The patient replied, “Can’t you see I’m sawing this piece of wood in half?”

The doctor inquired of the first patient what the other patient was doing. The first patient replied, “Oh. He’s my friend, but he’s a little crazy. He thinks he’s a light bulb.” The doctor looks up and notices the second patient’s face is going all red.

The doctor asks the first patient, “If he’s your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself.”
The first patient replies, “What? And work in the dark?”

One Liner
I’ve learned that it is best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it is requested and when it is a life threatening situation.

Thought for the day
“The deepest problems of the human race are spiritual in nature. They are rooted in man’s refusal to seek God’s way for his life.” – Billy Graham