A new parachutist had just jumped from the plane at 10,000 feet, and soon discovered that all his lines were hopelessly tangled.

At about 5,000 feet, still struggling, he noticed someone coming up from the ground at about the same speed as he was going towards the ground. As they passed each other at 3,000 feet, the ‘chutist yells, “HEY! DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PARACHUTES?”

The reply came, fading towards the end, “NO! DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PROPANE STOVES?”

One LINER  
Caller to computer help line: “I deleted a file from my PC last week and I just realized that I need it. So, if I turn my system clock back two weeks will I get my file back again?”

Thought for the DAY

John1:38-39 NLT
Jesus looked around and saw them following. “What do you want?” he asked them.
  They replied, “Rabbi” (which means “Teacher”), “where are you staying?”
  “Come and see,”

One of life’s BIG questions – “What do you want?  Come and see” …..  are we inviting people to Jesus daily?