Humor – December 9

Christmas gift suggestions:

To your enemy, forgiveness.

To an opponent, tolerance.

To a friend, your heart.

To a customer, service.

To all, charity.

To every child, a good example.

To yourself, respect.

To Jesus, all.

One Liner
“I live every day trying to not disappoint the guy who wrote “stay cool” in my jr. high school yearbook.”

Thought for the day
Ask Yourself: “Why would God go to the trouble of sending His Son all the way to earth to endure the life He lived and die the death He died–if all we had to do to get to Heaven was ‘be good?'” He sure went to a lot of trouble for nothing. Either that, or we’re missing the point. – Joe McKeever

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