Humor – April 15

“Driver’s Test”

It was just another day at the DMV. I had taken a woman out on her driving test when a police cruiser came up behind us–sirens wailing, lights flashing.
“Was I speeding?” she asked the officer, after both cars pulled over.
“No,” said the officer. “But you are driving a stolen vehicle.”
Smiling awkwardly, the woman turned to me. “Does this mean I failed my test?”

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As I said before, I never repeat myself.

Thought for the day
Psalm 22:7-8 All who see me mock me; 
they hurl insults, shaking their heads: 8 “He trusts in the Lord; 
let the Lord rescue him. 
Let him deliver him, 
since he delights in him.”

Unbelieving people often mock believers for their faith, but ridicule cannot destroy true faith.

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