There’s two muffins in the oven.

One says, “Man! I’m burning up in here!”

The other one says “Hey look! A talking muffin!!!”

One Liner
Did you hear about the red corpuscle and the white corpuscle? They loved in vein.

Thought for the day
Discontent is all about comparing. The Bible says comparisons are foolish. They’ll ruin you financially. You go out and find a car you can afford and buy it. But you look over and see your neighbor’s car has something extra on it, so you go into debt to buy a car like that – all because of a comparison.

The antidote to debt-inducing comparisons is contentment. The Bible says, “Stay away from the love of money; be satisfied with what you have. For God has said, ‘I will never fail you. I will never forsake you.’” (Hebrews 13:5 NLT)