It’s career day at school and the teacher instructs his students each to stand up, state their parents occupation, spell it and then tell what their parent would do if they were here today.

Little Rodney stands up and says, “My father is an accountant, A-C-C-O-U-N-T-A-N-T, and if he were here today, he would help you balance your checkbook”.

“Good Rodney.” says the teacher, “How about you, Johnny?'”

Johnny stands up and says, “My father is an electrician, E-L-E-K-T, no, no, E-L-E-C-K-T no ….L-E-C-K- no….

The teacher interrupts, “never mind Johnny, sit down, how about you Vinnie?”

Vinnie stands up and says, “My dad’s a bookie, that’s B-O-O-K-I-E, and if he were here today he’d give you ten-to-one odds that there’s no way Johnny’s ever gonna spell electrician!”

One Liner
Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?

Thought for the day
“A rebel shouts in anger; a wise man holds his temper in and cools it.” (Proverbs 29:11 TLB)

When you’re angry, don’t respond impulsively. Delay is a great tool in controlling anger. I’m not saying delay indefinitely or even beyond a day; the Bible says don’t go to sleep when you’re angry. I’m talking about delaying it for five minutes.