At the airport check-in counter, I overheard a woman ask for window seats for both herself and her husband.
The clerk pointed out that this would prevent them from sitting together.
“Sweetie,” the woman replied, “I’ve just spent 10 days of quality time in a compact rental car with this man. I know what I’m requesting!”

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Don’t be afraid to touch bottom. It’s solid.

Thought for the day
How would your life be different if you were led and powered by a steadfast spirit? Pray, Oh God, “… renew a steadfast spirit within me. (Psalms 51:10, NIV)