Humor – May 18

After the service a young couple talked to the pastor about joining the church. I hadn’t met the husband before, and I asked what church he was transferring from.

After a short hesitation, he replied, “I am transferring from the Municipal Golf Course.

One Liner
“Always keep several get well cards on the mantle – if unexpected guests arrive, they’ll think you’ve been sick and unable to clean.”

Thought for the day
“[God’s] peace will guard your hearts and minds as you live in Christ Jesus.” Philippians 4:7 (NIV)

The only time a sense of pressure is legitimate is when you keep saying no to God. That is a relational pressure that comes from holding God at arm’s length.

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