A defendant was asked if he wanted a bench trial or a jury trial.

“Jury trial,” the defendant replied.

“Do you understand the difference?” asked the judge.

“Sure,” replied the defendant. “That’s where twelve ignorant people decide my fate instead of one.”

One Liner
If you always do what you always did, you’ll always get what you always got.

Thought for the day
I know what I’m doing. I have it all planned out—plans to take care of you, not abandon you, plans to give you the future you hope for. Jeremiah 29:11 (MSG)

Knowing the truth – that God knows everything in your life, can either be very disturbing or very comforting. It depends on your relationship to Him, whether you’re trying to fool Him or not.