Humor – August 12

A burglar entered the house of a Quaker and proceeded to rob it. The Quaker heard the noise and took his shotgun downstairs.

Upon finding the burglar he aimed his gun and said gently,

“Friend, I mean thee no harm, but thou standest where I am about to shoot.”

One Liner
No one is listening, until you make a mistake.

Thought for the day
God’s Word is unlike any other word. It is alive. Jesus said, “The words that I have spoken to you are spirit and are life” (John 6:63 NASB).

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