Rules to live a long life:

– Don’t throw a brick straight up.

– Walk around toxic waste dumps, not through them.

– Don’t microwave yourself too often.

– If you’re on a ball field and someone shouts “Heads up!” don’t actually raise your head up. Cover it with your arms and duck.

– No matter how tempting it is to be one with nature, stay on the outside of all fences at the zoo.

– When sticking thumbtacks into bulletin boards, press on the flat end.

– Don’t take long naps while driving.

One Liner
“Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?”

Thought for the day
“Do your own work well, and then you will have something to be proud of. But don’t compare yourself with others.” Galatians 6:4 (CEV)

The Bible says we should never compare our financial circumstances to others. For one thing, it undermines your ability to be grateful for what God has given you. It also leads you into discontentment because you will always find people who appear to be better off than you.