GOOD SAMARITAN
A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan. She asked the class, ‘If you saw a person lying on the roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?’ A thoughtful Little girl broke the hushed silence, ‘I think I’d throw up.’

One Liner
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Thought for the day
“Forgiveness is the key that unlocks the door of resentment and the handcuffs of hatred; it is the power that breaks the chains of bitterness and the shackles of selfishness.” – Corrie Ten Boom