Calling For Tech Support?
(sound familiar?)

Ring… Ring… Ring… Ring… Ring…. Ring… Ring… Ring… Ring… Ring… Ring… Ring…Ring… Ring… Ring… Ring… Ring… Ring… Ring… Ring…Ring…

Automated Answer:

“Thank you for calling Technical Support.

“All of our technicians are currently busy helping people even less competent than you, so please hold for the next available technician.

“The waiting time is now estimated at between 15 minutes and eternity. In order to expedite your call, please punch your 63-digit product identification number onto your telephone touch pad, followed by your product serial number, which can be found in a secret compartment inside your computer where, for security purposes, it is printed in the smallest typeface known to mankind.

“Do that now.”

One Liner
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

Thought for the day
“I tell you the truth, unless a kernel of wheat falls to the ground and dies, it remains only a single seed. But if it dies, it produces many seeds” (John 12:24 NIV).

The problem is we tend to get impatient, so we dig up the seed to check the progress of its growth, and that slows down our growth! If you’re not seeing as much fruit as you’d like, don’t despair. Growth takes time.