My grandson, Chris, has worn glasses since the age of three. When he was in the first grade he came home one day very distressed.
Wanting to find out what was the matter his mother asked, “Chris, what happened today to upset you so?”
He answered, “It’s not fair that I’m not allowed to go to the library.”
His mother became very concerned and asked, “Why aren’t you allowed to go to the library?”
With a tearful reply he said, “Because, in order to go to the library you have to have “supervision”, and I wear glasses!”
One Liner
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. – Anonymous
Thought for the day
“Jesus Christ’s outward life was densely immersed in the things of the world, yet he was inwardly disconnected. The one irresistible purpose of his life was to do the will of his Father.” – Oswald Chambers