An airhead went to Florida to go to Disney World.

On the way, he saw a sign that said “Disney World Left.”

So he went home.

One Liner
I don’t know how to act my age. I’ve never been this age before.

Thought for the day
Luke 12:15, Jesus said, “Life is not measured by how much one owns” (NCV). Don’t confuse your net worth with your self worth. They are totally unrelated. Don’t confuse your possessions with your position in Christ and your purpose. Don’t confuse what you’re living on with what you’re living for.