Humor – November 5

A man, submitting information to his income tax preparer, was asked how many dependents he had.

“Eight,” he replied.

The preparer asked, “Would you mind repeating that?”

The man replied, “Not if I can help it.”

One Liner
Some minds are like concrete–all mixed up and permanently set.

Thought for the day
“You made all the delicate, inner parts of my body and knit me together in my mother’s womb. Thank you for making me so wonderfully complex! Your workmanship is marvelous—how well I know it”. (Psalms 139:13-14 NLT)

The Bible says you were prescribed before birth. God knew what you would be like. He chose you, and he chose your characteristics. This means you are unique. There is only one you. There is nobody else who could be you. If you don’t be you, who is going to be you? You are irreplaceable.

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