Humor – November 10

A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the boys?”

Her mother replied, “No, you can’t play with the boys, they’re too rough.”

The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, “If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?”

One Liner
“A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.”

Thought for the day
“So put away all falsehood and tell your neighbor the truth because we belong to each other.” (Ephesians 4:25 NLT)

If you spent as much time being honest about what’s not right in your life as you do covering it up, you’d have a lot more energy for what is right in your life
Stressing the importance of a good vocabulary, the teacher told her young charges, “Use a word ten times, and it shall be yours for life.”

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