Humor – November 12

An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his physician.

“Doctor, I just can’t get to sleep at night.”

“Have you tried counting sheep?”

“Yes….and THAT’s the problem! I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it.”

One Liner
What do you get when you mix a rhetorical question and a joke?

Thought for the day
I tell you, use your worldly resources to benefit others and make friends for eternity. In this way, your generosity stores up a reward for you in heaven … but if you are unfaithful with your worldly wealth, who will trust you with the true riches of heaven? … You cannot serve both God and money. (Luke 16: 9-14 NLT)

If you’re going to become like Jesus, you need to learn how to be generous———–

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