WHY YOU SHOULD MARRY A GOOD SPELLER

A dog attacks a lady and the husband calls 911.

The operator asks, “Where are you at?”

The husband replies, “I’m on Eucolipstic Road.”

The operator asks, “Can you spell that for me?”

“Um, well – er…I’ll just drag her over to Oak Street so you can you pick her up there”

One Liner
Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can’t find them.

Thought for the day
James says, “But when you ask him, be sure that your faith is in God alone. Do not waver, for a person with divided loyalty is as unsettled as a wave of the sea that is blown and tossed by the wind. . . . Their loyalty is divided between God and the world, and they are unstable in everything they do” (James 1:6, 8 NLT).

Faith is a verb. It’s active and not passive. It’s something you do. Decision-making is a faith-building activity. You use your muscles of faith.