A surgeon goes to return some books borrowed from the library. The librarian quips after checking the books, “Sir your books are always returned with the last page missing in every book.”

The surgeon replies, “I can’t stop myself from removing an appendix when ever I see one.

One Liner
“I think my smart phone is broken…. I pressed my home button but I’m still at work.”

Thought for the day
Your attitude must be like my own, for I, the Messiah, did not come to be served, but to serve, and to give my life. (Matthew 20:28 LB)

Service is not something to be tacked onto our schedules when we can spare the time. It is the heart of the Christian life. Jesus came “to serve” and “to give” — and those two verbs should define your life on earth, too.