A married couple were having a disagreement while sitting in bed.

The wife said to her husband, “You’re impossible,” to which the husband replied, “No. I’m next to impossible.”

One Liner
Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.

Thought for the day
As they went on their way, a man said to Jesus, “I will follow you wherever you go.” Jesus said to him, “Foxes have holes, and birds have nests, but the Son of Man has no place to lie down and rest.” (Luke 9:57-58 TEV)

Discipleship means we give up any thought that there will be bits and pieces of our lives that can remain unaffected by our relationship with Jesus. We can’t say “yes” to Jesus and expect to hold on to a portion of our independence. He demands it all.