Humor – December 20

Top Ten Gift Comments – part 2  

What do you say when you get a gift you *Really Don’t Like*.

5. “You know what? — I’m going to find a special place to put this!”

4. “Boy, you don’t see craftsmanship like that every day!”

3. “And it’s such an interesting color too!”

2. “You say that was the last one? Am I ever glad that you snapped that baby up!”

And the number one thing to say about the Christmas gifts you didn’t like is: “You shouldn’t have! I mean it — you really shouldn’t have!”

One LINER
Three phrases that sum up Christmas are: Peace on Earth; Goodwill to Men; and Batteries not included.

Thought for the day
“But you, Bethlehem Ephrathah, though you are small among the clans of Judah, out of you will come for me one who will be ruler over Israel, whose origins are from of old, from ancient times.” Micah 5:2

 

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