Census Taker: “How many children do you have?” 

Woman: “Four.” 

Census Taker: “May I have their names, please?” 

Woman: “Eenee, Meenee, Minee and George.” 

Census Taker: “Okay, that’s fine. But may I ask why you named your fourth child George?” 

Woman: “Because we didn’t want any Moe.”

One Liner
Okay, so what’s the speed of dark?