Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. 

Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, “Bobby, when I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.” 

Bobby looked up and innocently replied, “Well, Ms. Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned.”

One Liner
One of life’s mysteries is how a one-pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.