A burglar decided to burgle the safe in a store. On the safe door he was very pleased to find a note reading, “Please don’t use dynamite. The safe is not locked. Just turn the knob.” He did so. 

Instantly a heavy sandbag fell on him, the entire premises were floodlighted, and alarms started clanging. 

As the police carried him out on a stretcher, he was heard moaning, “Can’t trust nobody no more!”

One Liner
I had the beef noodle soup at my favorite Vietnamese restaurant for lunch…it was phonomeal!