While leading a tour of kindergarten students through our hospital, I overheard a conversation between one little girl and an x-ray technician.   

“Have you ever broken a bone?” he asked.   

“Yes,” the girl replied.   

“Did it hurt?”   

“No.”   

“Really? Which bone did you break?”   

“My sister’s arm.”   

One Liner
They told me I was gullible. I believed them.