The tall, handsome, confident gentleman walked over to the girl and made a disparaging remark about the men who had been chatting her up. 

She laughed gaily, “When I don’t want a man’s attentions,” she confided, “and he asks where I live, I just say, ‘I’m visiting here’.” 

“Ha-ha,” he laughed, relishing her humor. “Where do you really live?” 

“I’m just visiting here.” 

One Liner
Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now, blue-green meat, that’s REALLY BAD for you.