Boy: The principal is so dumb! 
Girl: Do you know who I am? 
Boy: No… 
Girl: I am the principal’s daughter! 
Boy: Oh, do you know who I am? 
Girl: No… 
Boy: Good! *walks away* 

One Liner

My memory is so terrible that I had to change my password to “Incorrect”. Now I get a reminder every time I enter my password wrong: “Your password is Incorrect.” 🙂