TOP SEVEN THINGS OVERHEAD ON THE WISE MEN’S JOURNEY TO BETHLEHEM:

7. Man, I’m starting to get a rush from this frankincense!

6. You guys ever eat camel meat? I hear it tastes like goat.

5. You know, I used to go to school with a girl name Beth Lehem.

4. What kind of name is Balthazar anyhow? Phoenician?

3. Hey, do you either of you know why “MYRRH” is spelled with a “Y” instead of a “U”?

2. Okay, whose camel just spit??

1. All this staring at a star while riding a camel is making me woozy.

One Liner

What do you call a Christmas wreath made with $100 bills?
Aretha Franklins.

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.

After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, “I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles.”

“She did,” he replied. “But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?”

One Liner
A penny saved is actually better than a penny earned because the penny saved has already been taxed.