HYMNS FOR SEASONED CITIZENS

~ The Old Rugged Face

~ Precious Lord, Take My Hand, And Help Me Up

~ It is Well With My Soul, But My Knees Hurt

~ Nobody Knows the Trouble I Have Seeing

~ Amazing Grace, Considering My Age 

~ Just a Slower Walk With Thee

~ Count Your Many Birthdays, Name Them One by One

~ Go Tell It On The Mountain, But Speak Up

~ Give Me That Old Timers’ Religion 

~ Blessed Insurance

~ Guide Me O Thou Great Jehovah, I’ve Forgotten Where I Parked

One Liner

Try to remember that the greener grass across the fence may be due to a septic leak.