The seven-year-old told her mom that a little boy in her class asked her to play doctor.

“Oh,dear,” the mother nervously sighed. “What happened, honey?”

“Nothing, he made me wait 45 minutes and then double-billed the insurance company.”

One Liner

Why must I prove I am me when I call to pay my bill? Do strangers call to pay my bills? If so, why don’t you let them?