A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren. 

When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, “Many years ago we made a promise to each other…the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids.”

One Liner

Sixty might be the new forty, but 9:00 is the new midnight.