Three vampires go into a bar. The bartender says, “What can I get you?”

The first vampire says, “I want a pint of blood.”

The second vampire also asks for a pint of blood.

The third vampire says, “I want a pint of plasma.”

The bartender says, “Gotcha.  That’s two bloods and a blood light, comin’ up.”

One Liner

Vampires were created to increase garlic sales.