A member of our church choir arrives every Sunday morning with her seven children in tow, all a bit rumpled but never the less on time.

Scarcely able to get my one child ready, I asked her how she managed her brood so efficiently.

“Easy,” she replied with a smile. “I dress them the night before.”

One Liner

Don’t forget to turn your clocks back. I’m turning mine back to when I was 20.