A lady lost her handbag.  It was found by an honest little boy who returned it to her.

Looking in her purse, she commented, “That’s funny.   When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills.”

The boy quickly replied, “Yes. The last time I found a lady’s purse, she didn’t have any change for a reward.

One Liner

Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Tuesday.