A guy walks into a bar and sees a dog playing poker. The guy is amazed that the dog is playing poker.

“Bartender, is that a real dog playing poker?” the guy asks.

“Yep, real as can be.” the bartender replies.

“Well is he any good?” the guy asks. 

“Na, every time he has a good hand he wags his tail.”

One Liner

When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, “Why, what did you hear?”