A pastor began his children’s sermon by holding up his index finger with a string tied around it. He was trying to teach the kids different ways to remember important things.  

He said, “Some people tie a string around their finger to remember something important. What are other ways we can remember?”  

A very sharp 7-year-old raises her hand and the pastor puts the microphone close to her so all can clearly hear her say, “You could use your brain!”

One Liner

If you accidentally listened to your motivation tapes backwards, would you become a failure?