A fisherman is walking from the pier carrying lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden who asks him for his fishing license.

The fisherman says, “I did not catch these lobsters, they are my pets.  Every day I come and whistle and these lobsters jump out of the water.  I take them for a walk and then return them.”

The warden is highly skeptical, so the fisherman says, “If you don’t believe me just watch!” and throws the lobsters into the water.

The warden says, “Now whistle to your lobsters and show me how they jump out of the water.”

The fisherman says, “What lobsters?”

One Liner

I enjoy the simple little pleasures in life, but every once in a while I want a big, expensive one, too.