After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. “How about some perfume?” he asked the cosmetics clerk. 

She showed him a bottle costing $50. 

“That’s a bit much,” said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30. 

“That’s still quite a bit,” Tim complained. 

Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15 bottle. 

“What I mean,” said Tim, “is I’d like to see something really cheap.” 

The clerk handed him a mirror.

One Liner

I taught my dog how to beg. Yesterday he came home with $14.37.