When children come in to the doctor’s office where I work, it’s my job to weigh and measure them.

After several unsuccessful attempts to get one frightened three-year-old on the scale, her mother said: “Honey, Mommy has a scale at home. Do like I do and stand on it.”

Recognition dawned on the child’s face and she confidently stepped on the scale, looked down and exclaimed, “Oh, darn!”

One Liner

I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say “wow” that many times in your first session, but here we are.