Many patients call the pathology group where I am office manager to discuss their medical bills.

One irate woman demanded that I describe every laboratory test on her statement.

Reluctantly, I complied. Starting with the first test on her bill, I read, “No. 1, urinalysis.”

She interrupted me at once. “I’m a what?”

One Liner

I hate it when people act all intellectual and talk about Mozart when they haven’t even seen one of his paintings.