Two little kids are in a hospital lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room.

The first kid leans over and asks, “What are you in here for?”

The second kid says, “I’m in here to get my tonsils out, and I’m a little nervous.”

The first kid says, “You’ve got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It’s a breeze!”

The second kid then asks, “What are you in for?”

The first kid says, “a circumcision.”

The second kid says, “Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn’t walk for a year!”

One Liner

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you’re a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you’re a vegetarian.