A mother texting to her son, “John, just found out Aunt Elsie died. LOL”

Son: “Why are you saying LOL?”

Mom: “I am adding Lot’s Of Love.”

Son: “Mom, that means Laughing Out Loud!”

Mom: “Gotta go, I have some urgent calls to make…”

One Liner

Nobody but cattle know why they stampede and they ain’t talking.