A Southern preacher found his young son in the kitchen munching on a snack, which he was not supposed to be doing.

The preacher said, “Son, when I told you to stand-uh… on the Word of Gawd-duh, … I did not mean that you should stack-uh … four King James Bible-suh … to reach-uh … the cookie … jaarrrrr!”

One Liner

My wife told me I was immature. I told her to get out of my pillow fort.