By Ben Cain:

At the airport for his 9-year-old son’s first big trip (by himself) after checking in on the phone with Grandma and Grandpa. 

Dad: “So what did Grandma say on the phone?”

Son: “She said I love you, can’t wait to see you, we’re going to have so much fun…and…uh…something about ‘we will rot you?'”

Dad: “Do you mean ‘spoil you?'”

Solomon: “Yes! That’s the word. I couldn’t find it in my brain.”

One Liner

When I was young, I was poor. But after several years of hard work, I am no longer young.